Italian man prefers jail cell to Granpa’s house

An Italian man, under house arrest and ordered to live with his grandfather in Rome, recently fled the home and ran to a police station where he turned himself in and begged to be arrested.  He had been sentenced to six months of house arrest at his grandfather’s home after a run-in/scuffle with the police.

He pled with the officers to cancel the house arrest and put him in jail, claiming he couldn’t stand living with his grandfather.

The court was unmoved, however.  They returned him to Granpa’s, and added another 80 days to his sentence for the escape.

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Multi-energy fueling station in Tuscany adds hydrogen

Tuscan governor Claudio Martini said today his region has put itself at the forefront of the renewable energy movement with the addition of hydrogen to a “multi-fuel” station at Collesalvetti, a town on the Florence-Pisa-Livorno highway. The project is a joint effort between the local government and Italian energy giant ENI, whose subsidiary AGIP runs the station.

The station already offers several fuels with low environment impact (such as natural gas). Today it added 100% renewable hydrogen that is generated on-site from solar panels and wind turbines. It should be able to generate enough H2 for 40,000 km of driving, and will be used to power a handful of local, experimental public and private vehicles that use the fuel.

In addition, the solar panels and turbines help power the station itself, and what’s left over can be put into the local power grid.

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First punishments in soccer scandal handed down

An Italian court has handed down punishments to the major soccer teams involved in a match-fixing scandal that has engulfed the sport there, and which had hung over Italy’s winning performance in the World Cup.

Juventus, one of the prime offenders, was relegated to Serie B (a bit like the minor leagues), along with Fiorentina and Lazio. Milan, however, was allowed to stay in Serie A, but was docked 44 points, which means it will not have an opportunity to contend for the UEFA Champion’s Cup next year.

All the punishments are subject to a round of appeals.

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Vespa eyes US market

Fresh from an invigorating IPO, Piaggo is looking to market its trademark Vespa scooter more aggressively in the US, a market which has long been dominated by Japanese brands like Honda and Yamaha.

Company officials are even working with local governments to help make towns and cities more “scooter-friendly.” Which effort we heartily applaud, even if they do have ulterior motives.

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Two on a scooter: finally legal…

Surprisingly, considering the high number of deaths involving scooters yearly (about 14,000), the Italian government recently passed a law making it legal for two people to ride on a motorino together.

This has long been the practice in Italy.  In fact, it’s not uncommon to see the motorino used as a ’station wagon,’ with mom, dad, and kid (or kids), plus bags, all crammed onto the small seat of the scooter.

Italy: Football champions of the world!

Italy outlasted France in a brutal World Cup final today that saw one of France’s greatest players ejected from the stadium. Forza Azzurri!

There’s only one professional sport in which it is possible to truly be the champion of the world: soccer. Or, in the rest of the world’s vocabulary, football. Or, in honor of Italy’s victory today, calcio.

France came out strong, scoring in the 7th minute on a questionable penalty. But Italy struck back immediately with a legitimate, hard-won goal in the 19th minute. What followed was a grueling defensive game for Italy as they were constantly pressed by an agressive French offense that took over twice as many shots as Italy. Another Italian goal was stolen away late in the game after a close off-side call.

But the most bizarre event occurred in overtime (110th minute) when French star and team captain Zinedine Zidane capped off an exchange of trash talk (and his career) by head-butting Marco Materazzi in the chest, knocking him to the ground. A tense minute followed in which it was unclear whether any of the referees had seen the ugly foul, but ref Horacio Elizondo finally stalked toward the offender with red card held high. Since Zidane has promised to retire this year, it looks like he’ll be ending on a very sour note indeed.

For more on the game, check out MSNBC’s coverage here and here.

Italy vs. France

So they won, again! And now Italy will be playing France on Sunday, at 8 pm German time.  About 24 million Italians (more than a third) watched the semi-finals on TV, so it’s estimated the turnout will be even higher for the ‘big game.’

This game will be a fine on-the-field living out of real-life rivalry. The French (according to the Italians) call the Italians their ‘poor cousins.’ The Italians then get annoyed because the French ‘think they’re better in everything.’

We’ll see on Sunday who’s better. At least on the soccer field.

First mini wrist computer is Italian

Not usually known for their technology accomplishments, the Italians have nevertheless designed the first NanoPC for your wrist.

It weighs about 10.5 ounces and is attached to a stiff watch-like band to enable free movement of the hands.

It was created by Eurotech, a company specialized in designing and producing mini-computers.

It has a touch screen, joystick-like control, and also voice-recognition software.  It’s developers hope it can be used by firefighters, rescue workers, and health workers.

Environmental woes for Italy

Although many Italians were enraged that the US refused to take part in the Kyoto agreement, Italy’s not doing so hot environmentally.

According to the European Urban Ecosystem classifications, Naples comes in last as Europe’s most polluted city.  Milan is second to last.  And Rome is fifth to last.

This perhaps explains why cities like Florence are busy cleaning black smog residue off their duomo 365 days a year.

Helsinki, Finland was given the prestigious title of the cleanest city.

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Italy team advances to semi-finals

Italy proudly nabbed a decisive win against the Ukraine today with a final score of 3-0.  They scored their first goal within the first five minutes of the game.

We’re pretty pleased here at nakeditaly, since this means the Azzurri will play Germany in the semi-finals.  Germany won the last world cup in the final game against the US.  With the US out of the running, Italy gets a chance to shut down the competition’s host team.

The semi-final match between Italy and Germany will be on July 4th, beginning at 9:00 Germany time.

The team celebrates Luca Toni’s goal against Ukraine.

A ‘poetic’ look at Italian politics

Here’s a fabulous poem written by an Italian poet in the early 1900’s–an amusing and quite realistic take on family and political life.

POLITICS

There’s such a great variety of opinions:
my father is a Christian democrat
and, since he works in the Vatican,
every night he says the rosary;

as for my brothers, Luigi the elder,
is a socialist revolutionist;
I am a monarchist instead, in opposition
to Ludovico who is a republican.

Before having dinner we often quarrel
because of our indisputable principles
some think one way, some another… Like a congress !

We raise hell ! But as soon as mum
tells us spaghetti is ready
we all come to agreement on that idea.

Trilussa (1915)

Here’s the original for those who care.  The Italian is southern.

La politica

Ner modo de pensà c’è un gran divario :
mi’ padre è democratico cristiano,
e, siccome è impiegato ar Vaticano,
tutte le sere recita er rosario ;

de tre fratelli, Giggi ch’è er più anziano
è socialista rivoluzzionario ;
io invece so’ monarchico, ar contrario
de Ludovico ch’è repubbricano.

Prima de cena liticamo spesso
pe’ via de ’sti principî benedetti :
chi vô qua, chi vô là… Pare un congresso!

Famo l’ira de Dio! Ma appena mamma
ce dice so’ cotti li spaghetti
semo tutti d’accordo ner programma.

Trilussa 1915

Feeling too blue? Go celebrate love during La Notte Rosa.

On the coast of Emiglia Romagna this weekend all you need is love. And they’re going to have plenty of it.

Take a white t-shirt, toss it in the love washing machine, and it’ll come out tinted pink.

Go for a ten kilometer walk with your sweetie, in the gentle glow of ‘love lights.’

Hairdressers are on hand to give your hair a pink tint for the evening.

And if you’re worried about missing the world cup, relax. The ‘world cup village’ awaits you, complete with enormous screen so you can catch the games.

There are also concerts, makeovers, poetry reading, theater, and an enormous fireworks show to light up the whole coast.

Not surprisingly, this big love fest coincides with the biggest singles reunion in Italy. So if you don’t have a sweetie quite yet head to Rimini or one of its sister cities tomorrow.

You can learn more at www.lanotterosa.it, which has an hour-by-hour schedule of events for each city involved.

Sales start tomorrow in Milan and Turin

In Italy, stores don’t get to choose their own sale days.  In fact, their are legistlated days which everybody has sales.  The summer sale season begins in the northern regions tomorrow, and later on in July for other areas of the country.

The store keepers are optimistic this season.  There is expectation that every family will spend approximately 260 euro on sale purchases.

A little vocab:

sconto=discount

saldi=sales

negozio=shop

commesso/a=store clerk

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Hamburg turns blue

Thousands of infectiously eager Italians dressed in blue crowd the streets of Hamburg today as we wait for the Italy-Ukraine match tonight at 9:00 (here in the states at noon).

Fans are delighted and relieved to learn that the beloved Totti is ‘not at all tired’ and will be playing in the match.  This game is, obviously, very important as a win brings the Azzurri oh so much closer to playing in the final match.

Cell phone radiation = the new caffeine?

Since Italians spend about 30% of their waking hours using cell phones, it’s not surprising that Italian neuroscientists have taken up studying the effects of serious telefonino usage on the human body. Now they find that cell signals “excite” brain cells. This stunning news apparently has no practical application whatsoever, though, since no one knows yet whether that is “good” excitement or “bad” excitement.

In the meantime, better stick to text messaging (also an Italian addiction) and keep that phone away from the little grey cells, okay?

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